Sifner
44 posts
Unicorns, cursing, and (true) survival games—usually in that order.
Jordan writes about the chaos and bullshit of survival games with equal parts sarcasm, curiosity, and frustration. He runs Hashtag Survival, tracks bad actors, and curates the good stuff so you don’t have to dig through the mess. This is how he keeps from screaming into the void. Mostly.
May Kickstarter Compass: Back It or Bin It?
Your survival-flavored Kickstarter compass. Back smart. Mock freely!
May 12, 2025
Fixed or Rebuilt?
Does modding breathe new life into games — or erase what made them memorable?
May 8, 2025
HumanitZ Isn’t an Immersive Sim — But It Shares the Same Spirit
Didn’t know what an immersive sim was. Turns out it’s the thing that makes some survival games slap and others feel like walking sims with a hunger bar.
May 7, 2025
When Did Genre Stop Being a Warning Label?
What’s the dividing line between mechanical betrayal and the cost to play?
May 1, 2025
Friday Forage: April 25th
This week’s Forage proves that dying alone in the woods is still an evolving art.
April 25, 2025
Whatever Happened to Serum?
Is Serum relegated to Early Access purgatory, or buried under a failed studio and a flickering roadmap?
April 24, 2025
Thin Ice and Thinner Skin
A breakdown of Short Snow, its troubled launch, and one very avoidable Streisand situation.
April 21, 2025
Friday Forage: April 11th
Into the Dead: Our Darkest Days hits Early Access, HumanitZ drops a new patch (with thoughts on why horses beat cars in survival games), and I highlight a few standouts from the recent Triple-i showcase.
April 11, 2025
Into the Sub-abyss
The good, the bad, and the utterly baffling from the survival Subreddit.
April 7, 2025